Population | 6.216 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 79 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.216 billion NSC Puppet 79ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.4%.
The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 79ian economy, worth 963 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 155,048 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 79's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
NSC Puppet 79 is ranked 280,551st in the world and 2,571st in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 27.72 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, ample hospital parking is half-filled by the luxury cars of hospital managers.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest legendary hunting institutions.
- : NSC Puppet 79 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 79, factory workers offered 20-hour shifts are expected to thank their bosses for the wonderful opportunity.